Masked Intruder have infiltrated our studio and are holding Mike and Steven hostage. Frontman Blue and drummer Red are holed up at Rubber Tracks with all our gear and drinking all of our beer. Thankfully the alcohol is making them chatty so we’re listening to tales of how they got into punk rock, started a band and—maybe most important—the way their individual lawyers each got them reduced sentences. For what? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out, but let’s just say they wear those ski masks for a reason. They also give step-by-step directions on how to make a prison burrito. Involving Cheetos.
Photo: Katie Hovland